Where’s Terry with the Pasties?

I have one more episode of The Bill to watch

Y’know like when you eat your chips before the burger, or drink the Ben shaws shit before have proper coke. Well I’ve got a sky+ full of top quality entertainment, such as:
Air crash investigation
Spooks
Monty Python
Crown Court (no Foxy Knoxy’s in 1970s Granada sadly)
And, of course, The mother fuckin’ Bill

I love the new format of The Bill. It’s like how it always was but more stylish. It’s like Sainsbury’s before and after Jamie Oliver started doing their commercials. It’s not quite like Morrisons trying to drop the average age of their shoppers from 65 to 40 and deciding that Richard Hamond was the chap for the job. You see, Morrisons is still shit, but Sainsbury’s have milth advertising now and The Bill is awesome.

Anyway. I’m gonna save the final episode of The Bill I have recorded for Chtistmas day, right after The Queen’s speech. It should be spiffing and proper crimbo entertainment. No bastard Eastbenders or Bobbinsnation Street here. Gimmie some nice trendy entertainment like The Bill, some peanuts and maybe a drink of Irn Bru. That’s what christmas is all about… Oh and the Baby Jesus.

Make this Christmas a The Bill Christmas.