The transfer window SLAMS SHUT on Sky Sports News
August 31, 2010 at 4:25 pm | Posted in football, moan, opinion | Leave a commentTags: football, sky, soccer, transfers, waste of money
I am not a fan of Sky Sports News. It lives off hype and aids bullshit Football rumours. It also breaks my telly.
So why am I watching it? Why am I watching Jim White talk like an idiot. There’s no Charlotte Jackson on my TV. Just a Scottish fella and some other chap. I get to listen to shit footballers talk about their latest monster contract. It makes me angry.
Marcus Bent has signed for Wolves!!! WOW. Just WOW. A player who has proved season after season that he’s shit, has somehow remained in the Premier League. Unless he’s working for Food then Wolves are mugs.
Ryan Babel is possibly signing for West Ham. During his days at Liverpool he averaged a goal ever 8 or so games. They say 1 goal in 3 is a good ratio, so I assume 1 in 8 is a bloody terrible ratio. The rumoured fee is £9,000,000. Yes. A Premier League FLOP costs £9,000,000. And people wonder why the sport is riddled with debt. I can only assume West Ham are hiring him for his rapping skills.
Well there’s 35 minutes left until the window closes. Sunderland have just paid £12,000,000 for the type of player who’s been signed by other clubs before, achieves nothing but disappointment and then leaves.
The FINAL ever THE BILL – I think.
August 31, 2010 at 4:05 pm | Posted in television | Leave a commentTags: shed, the bill, tv
Don’t quote me on this, But I think this weeks episode of The Bill is the final episode ever. This wonderful police drama was de-bagged and pissed on a little over a year ago by ITV, when they made the idiotic decision to turn it into a poorly written low budget version of CSI.
After the re-launch I tried to watch every episode and commentate on them using Twitter. I’ll be honest, i’ve got about 20 unwatched episodes on my Sky+. I want to watch them but its like cleaning out the shed. You want to clean the shed but you can’t be arsed doing it.
The Bill is my Shed. Once upon a time it was useful and an integral part of its surroundings, but after I painted it Green it looked shit, started to rot and now its content is old and broken. Old tools with lots of character were replaced with mass-produced tools that you think will do a better job, but they let you down.
Enough Shed talk. I wish The Bill well in the afterlife. Maybe one day it’ll return in its proper format. I shall not hold my breath.
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