Where’s Terry with the Pasties?

The FINAL ever THE BILL – I think.

Don’t quote me on this, But I think this weeks episode of The Bill is the final episode ever. This wonderful police drama was de-bagged and pissed on a little over a year ago by ITV, when they made the idiotic decision to turn it into a poorly written low budget version of CSI.

After the re-launch I tried to watch every episode and commentate on them using Twitter. I’ll be honest, i’ve got about 20 unwatched episodes on my Sky+. I want to watch them but its like cleaning out the shed. You want to clean the shed but you can’t be arsed doing it.

The Bill is my Shed. Once upon a time it was useful and an integral part of its surroundings, but after I painted it Green it looked shit, started to rot and now its content is old and broken. Old tools with lots of character were replaced with mass-produced tools that you think will do a better job, but they let you down.

Enough Shed talk. I wish The Bill well in the afterlife. Maybe one day it’ll return in its proper format. I shall not hold my breath.