Where’s Terry with the Pasties?

The transfer window SLAMS SHUT on Sky Sports News

I am not a fan of Sky Sports News. It lives off hype and aids bullshit Football rumours. It also breaks my telly.

So why am I watching it? Why am I watching Jim White talk like an idiot. There’s no Charlotte Jackson on my TV. Just a Scottish fella and some other chap. I get to listen to shit footballers talk about their latest monster contract. It makes me angry.

Marcus Bent has signed for Wolves!!! WOW. Just WOW. A player who has proved season after season that he’s shit, has somehow remained in the Premier League. Unless he’s working for Food then Wolves are mugs.

Ryan Babel is possibly signing for West Ham. During his days at Liverpool he averaged a goal ever 8 or so games. They say 1 goal in 3 is a good ratio, so I assume 1 in 8 is a bloody terrible ratio. The rumoured fee is £9,000,000. Yes. A Premier League FLOP costs £9,000,000. And people wonder why the sport is riddled with debt. I can only assume West Ham are hiring him for his rapping skills.

Well there’s 35 minutes left until the window closes. Sunderland have just paid £12,000,000 for the type of player who’s been signed by other clubs before, achieves nothing but disappointment and then leaves.